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June 11, 2003

Violent anti-female child molesting highly moral Christian caught

John Burt, the anti-abortion supporter of terrorists, has been apprehended:

Burt had been missing since Thursday, when he drove away from the home.

Burt is accused of assaulting a 15-year-old resident of Our Father's House, the wayward girls' home he owns in nearby Milton. He is charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor, lewd or lascivious conduct and three counts of lewd or lascivious molestation.

His family earlier said they were sure he had died. Many people probably hoped he had simply killed himself, but like many of his hypocritical holier-than-thou brethren, Burt is obviously too much of a coward to do violence unto himself.

Posted by Norwood at June 11, 2003 08:49 AM
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