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March 05, 2004

Lord smites Ashcroft, cites hateful demagoguery

In an exclusive telephone interview today, God told BlogWood that John Ashcroft was smitten because “vengeance is mine.”

More on the interview at 11. Meanwhile:

Attorney General John Ashcroft has been hospitalized in an intensive care unit for a severe case of gallstone pancreatitis, a painful condition that usually clears up within a week with treatment.
Posted by Norwood at March 5, 2004 11:39 AM
Comments

I can't help but think that this is a rare and wonderful opportunity for some doctor or nurse at GW to serve her/his country immeasureably....

Posted by: Rikki at March 6, 2004 11:17 PM